Ah, the weekend.  I always love playing games on the weekend!  I’m sure you do too.  Hmm…how about a nice roguelike that has you battling through dungeons in search of high scores and glory?  But then again - it is Sunday and you probably feel like getting some total relaxation in.  Well, why not combine these two ideas!

Yes, how about playing an RPG but without the “stressful” parts.  You know…like combat.  Sure that’s the main game mechanic in any RPG, but what if you just feel too lazy to deal with it?  Hey, maybe you’re even too lazy for other aspects of gameplay, like movement.  It can be so tiresome to have to actually move, right? 

I know what you’re thinking.  You’re saying to yourself, “Hold on now, Aggro.  I’m not some dumb-ass noob.  You think I don’t know what you’re getting at?  I’ve played Progress Quest for years!  I have a level 82 Double Wookie Puma Burgular!  So how do you feel now, oh great Aggro?” 

Okay, I get it.  The game I’ve been describing sounds a heck of a lot like Progress Quest.  And I have posted about that hilarious parody game before.  If you haven’t tried it, you should check it out because it’s genius.  I love the forums and the reviews.

But now the tables are turned, because I’m not talking about Progress Quest at all this time!  No, the absolutely free game I have for you today is completely and totally different!  Well, okay, maybe fairly different?  Um, a bit different?  Hit the jump for the name of the game.

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